If you're looking for some beach reading that will give you a break from the intellectual rigours of the latest Katie Price novel, maybe this is for you?
Perhaps at one point they had a budget for picture research, but then they spunked it all away on embossing. Look! We've put shiny bits on it! Like a real book! Oh wait, we need some photos. Quick, let's photocopy that old issue of heat.
Oh Cheryl and Ashley. Can you point to the precise moment your Genuine Real Love started to rot away? For Cheryl, I suspect it was the first time she saw Ashley in that necklace.
The chronic infidelity merely confirmed her worst expectations.
Coming soon: marathon news.