Monday, 19 October 2009

What not to wear

Here is a screengrab from the front page of Ebay earlier today.

Ebay are suggesting that the black velvet number above is a dress you might want to wear to your Prom.

I am suggesting that if this is the dress you wear to your Prom, you will spend most of the evening crying in the toilets, while mocking shouts of 'Oi! Jane Eyre! Who's in your attic?' ring in your ears.

You have surprisingly literate bullies at your school.


The Umbrellas of Sefibourg said...

It's like Mr Burn's Little Lord Fauntleroy suit. All you would need is a boater, ringlets and oversized lollypop.

Robert Hudson said...

I think it's sexy.