Just like Len Goodman, I am also taking a half-term away from Strictly. As tempting as it is to pick the scab I'm calling The Tiny James Jordan Doll And What It Tells Us About James Jordan, I'm taking a week off in order to do some other blogging.
I guess that means I better do some.
38. QUEEN ELIZABETH OLYMPIC PARK, LONDON
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Noooooooo! Don't do this to my week!
But, but, but - I was hoping that you could finally get to the bottom of why every female contestant/pro felt the need to squeal on Sunday night when they got through to next week!
Well, this news has broken me. Broken :(
Please don't tell me Jennifer Grey is taking your place? That really would be the last straw.
Ha! Roz, you are making me want to write a post in the bland guise of Jennifer Grey.
"I don't know what they're putting in your porridge but" *extended pause to look at notes* "I want some".
'You don't mind if I call you Harry, do you?'
'No. That's, like, my name.'
Heartbroken. But you have a point. Those are pretty full critiques. Sarah
Miss Jones, in your Strictly lull, could you reveal what you make of Kirstie's Handmade Britain? She's joined the WI this week for the New Forest & Hampshire show. Are you a fan, or does the very mention of her result in pursed lips?
I should say that I haven't really seen enough of Kirstie's Handmade Britain to offer a truly balanced opinion, but obviously that won't stop me sticking my oar in. In the bit I saw, Kirstie had made a decidedly average cushion for some kind of crafts competition. Amazingly, not only did she win her class, she also won best in show. WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE FOR THE FIRST-TIME ENTRANT AND TV PERSONALITY WHO HAPPENED TO BE FILMING A TV SHOW AT THE TIME. The Jones lips were well and truly pursed, let me tell you.
i am bereft - was depending on you to guide me through the
len-cranky-attack on craig. i have no moral compass without you, being feeble-minded and weak on my own...sniff...
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