I was in the lift at work with two money-harvesting automatons from the advertising floor.
Overtanned female bonus-bot: I've been wanting to say this to you for ages and I'm going to say it now because you're leaving tomorrow, and I know it's a bit weird because it kind of sounds like an insult but it's not, it's actually a compliment…
Aggressively heterosexual male bonus-bot: [Already slightly insulted] Right…
OFBB: It's just [speaking suddenly very fast] you've got really nice eyelashes and it makes you look like you're wearing eyeliner all the time.
AHMBB: Erm… Right. So you're basically saying I look like I've got make-up on.
OFBB: No. I'm not saying that. You've just got those sort of eyes, they're just, I don't know, sort of… [The doors open on my floor and I get out]
It is this kind of smooth-talking that has led to several magazine closures and a take-over.
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